What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

How were cows used in ancient India?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Why does a lot of the YouTube community support the MGTOW movement?

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

Make Nazis afraid again!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!